Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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