I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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