I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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