No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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