New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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