Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
