actually, I'm a sock model
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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