sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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