Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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