And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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