This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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