Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
