So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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