she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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