I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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