ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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