so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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