she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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