I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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