sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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