he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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