If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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