So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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