i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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