The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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