my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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