I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
