Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
