Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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