don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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