I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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