wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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