uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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