He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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