Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
True strength comes from lack of pants
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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