Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
