Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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