Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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