Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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