Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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