How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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