she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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