No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music