I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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