I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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