How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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