had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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