Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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