yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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