I didn't shave. On purpose
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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