do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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