Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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