I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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