Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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