last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Do vagina's smell?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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