He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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