wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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