thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
