So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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