Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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