you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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