How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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